BaffoonMC

BaffoonMC - a server of giant imagination

Survival with a twist. Above the world is Heaven. Below it is Moloch's Realm. What you do decides which way your soul leans.

MOLOCH, THE DEVOURER
Far beneath the world, a giant bull god waits in his pyramid, ringed by a wall nearly 7,000 blocks out. Feed his hunger with offerings and sacrifices. When it's full, he rises, and the whole server fights him together.

HEAVEN AND GOD
The End is now Heaven: floating islands, the Seven Heavens, and God Himself, a giant, disappointed grandad who won't go down easily. Beat Him and a World Egg falls.

STEAL, SCHEME, CAPTURE
Stealing, scams and even kidnapping are part of the game. Drag your rival to Moloch's fire if you dare. Griefing and ********** aren't allowed, so it stays cosy.

100+ CUSTOM ITEMS
Quantum armour, the Blade of Potential, the Homunculus in a Flask, Jotun's Crown (be twice the size and build in 2x2), and parasites that let you crawl inside animals.

30+ HATS
Collect, wear and trade them in your Wardrobe.

THE BASICS, DONE PROPERLY
- Golden-shovel land claims
- Player Market and Server Shop
- Homes and /rtp
- Vote ranks from Newcomer to Ancient, with a Vote Shop
- Live web map and a full wiki

Join: playbaffoonmc.net (Java Edition, latest version)
Discord: discord.gg/CSWgcxxrBY
Wiki and store: store.playbaffoonmc.net

Grand opening week - come and claim the best land first!